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An old woman and old man are sitting in the living room watching TV. A commercial comes on for Viagra.
Old man: (jumps out of his chair and starts putting on his jacket and boots).
Old woman: Where do you think you are going?
Wonderful Definitions
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.DADDY - HOW WAS I BORN?????
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Marriage Quotes - i HAD to share this with ALL OF YOU
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.- Robert Orben
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
could NOT resist...
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington, D.C.
One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China .. They go with a White House official to examine the
fence.
SOMETHING FOR US LADIES :)
a man - so long - not only one man - let us see to all men i have ever designed - :) my fave and my love = PAN - wow - even so he is blond... LOL
OMG - i should have blogged this in Visual Arts Forge and Foundry - LOL - that really is a comedy :ROTFL:
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THE CAT CASE - fm Mahen - Indian Web
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing.
As he was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat!
LETTER TO GOD - Fm Mahen Soni - Indian Web
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward
it to the Prresident of the India as a joke.
35 Years of Marriage - fm Rajesh - Indian Web
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?'
Reflections...
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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Do you have trouble making up your mind?
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