he is my friend - we have a great time in sharing jokes and spiritual things - homeopathic medicine - etc.
Here a joke - which may be hard regarding believe - yet i love it - SORRY

SIPPING VODKA
This is funny

nothing but hot air ? ;)nothing but hot air ? Eye-wink

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1 ) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2 ) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3 ) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4 ) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5 ) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6 ) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7 ) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8 ) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9 ) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10 ) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

11 ) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.

12 ) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.

13 ) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14 ) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.